Beer My Valentine?

We reached out to Hallmark and tried to collaborate on AVBC beer themed Valentine’s Day cards and were promptly rejected and barred from future collaborations. That’s ok, we can always sell them in the Tap Room. Turns out we’re more skilled at making, and naming, beers than we are at turning beer names into greeting cards.  Print these out on candy hearts or try your hand at crafting your own beer themed relationship analogies and this Valentine’s Day ask yourself: Will you beer mine?

Sweetheart, 

My feelings for you are as sour as a Tropical Hazy.

Dearest,

You smell as lovely as my Funkin Nutz. 

Honeybunch,

Your heart’s as black as Rice.

My Love,

You’re saltier than my Caramel Porter.

Darling, 

You’re looking a little Stout, but we can work things out. 

Valentine,

My love for you is like a Huge Arker; illegal in 7 states. 

 

On second thought, just buy them one of our barrel aged beers and explain how your love for them keeps getting stronger every day:

Hey Baby, 

You’re a barrel and I’m a beer; you bring out the best in me. Together we’ll age gracefully and impart depth and maturity into our relationship. 

Yeah, you should just roll with that one. Maybe you’ll even see it in the greeting card aisle next year.

 

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