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One fellow wrote to ask us that very question. He explained that he was
at home, enjoying one of our ales, and examining the six-pack carrier.
Puzzled by what he saw, he mentioned to his wife that he couldn't figure out
why the bear had antlers. She looked over his shoulder at the carrier for
a moment, then walked away chuckling. "What," he cried, "Do you get
it?" She nodded, but wouldn't talk.
"I have to know," he wrote. "It's been two weeks and she still won't tell
me."
Well, relax, oh loyal but confused lovers of true beer, you are about to
receive enlightenment...
It's
not
a bear. Bears don't have antlers. Of course not. Who ever
heard of such a thing?
It is, however, a
BEER
. The Legendary Boonville Beer to be exact. Barkley, by name, who
could be considered a cross between a bear and a deer (thus a beer). Barkley
and his brethren are often seen about Anderson Valley by lovers of truly fine
beers (especially if they've
had
a few).
So now you know. Never again will you be tormented by friends and
relations who know the secret of the Beer and won't give. Now you can go
out and torture
your
friends and relations.
This public service was brought to you by Barkley, the Legendary Boonville
Beer, and by those other legendary Boonville beers; the ales of the Anderson
Valley Brewing Company.
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